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xHamster Legend
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关于我
Just your average poor sonofabitch bastard eking out an existence in Florida's most southern wasteland. Praying several wealthy big tittied Japanese adult film actresses with hairy pussies will relocate to Florida then move into my trailer and daily suck the marrow out my backbone, pay my rent and keep beer in my fridge. Yeah, I'm an optimist though am willing to negotiate.
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen "I save $150 everytime I jerk off." --Unknown whore monger. "Friends come and go, enemies tend to accumulate." --Edward Murphy.
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen "I save $150 everytime I jerk off." --Unknown whore monger. "Friends come and go, enemies tend to accumulate." --Edward Murphy.
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AlliyahAlecia 18 天 前
Hi there
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btsinger 1 年 前
One can dream about sexy Japanese women moving in, eh? Love the first two quotes in your Profile. Cheers!
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Throbbingpleasure 2 年 前
Dude, your about me is awesome. I love the Henry David Thoreau like "I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life", 'keep beer in my fridge and pay my rent'....fucking brilliant man!
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redclay56 2 年 前
Are you familiar with Charles Willeford?
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redclay56 2 年 前
Thanks for adding me, your prose stylings made me go "hmmmmm..."
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FaustinaPierre 2 年 前
You like monster tits
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DaneJutland 2 年 前
Great description - I am a great lover of japanese sex and porn. Please add me as friend. Greetings from Denmark.
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Playback4Fun 2 年 前
Thanks for the compliment
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Arranell 2 年 前
Hi, thanks for approving. Glad to have you as friend
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hansemann2222 2 年 前
Nice pic
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hansemann2222 2 年 前
Wow, so good
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hansemann2222 2 年 前
Nice cock
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sam9876s 3 年 前
thanks boxon
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sam9876s 3 年 前
love your avatar
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amshary4455 3 年 前
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crusoedafoe 4 年 前
I don't know how I ended up here, but I read your About Me and it was like SLAM DUNKEROONI. Big ups, for real.
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mywillieworks
politics aside any thoughts on our new madam VP KH? seen you comment on AOC
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Mrcombatcarl1967
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jimbob37x 5 年 前
thanks for the comments,
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hardyymeaty 5 年 前
Thank you for your comments...:)
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jorisboris 5 年 前
thanks
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amadeussbg
Echt geil!
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1980spornXXX 5 年 前
Thanks for your approval!
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ItalySpain 5 年 前
THanks for the add.
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ItalySpain 5 年 前
Great quotes! Nice to see someone on here with a sense of humor. I've run into mostly nice people. A couple of jerks and weirdos but mostly pretty cool. Cheers from the motor city.
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ItalySpain 5 年 前
Great profile! I used to live in Florida too. Can relate. I'm looking for some older retro adult movies actresses to find me here in Detroit. Can you say Loni Sanders? Ha. Stay safe.
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LestaD34RUS 5 年 前
thanks for adding me
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bobsballs2003 5 年 前
Great avatar! That guy is a legend! hahaha
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Indiskutabler 5 年 前
Thanks for your good comments - interesting thoughts and refined conclusions
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budlear 6 年 前
great profile; really very good - made me laugh - I am in Orlando and have been through Lehigh; I get it - and the quotes are also good
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